Thursday, August 29, 2013
Yee hee slumber of death
As we all know, Michel Jackson died a few years back. But what was the cause? Well now we have one last clue to explain his death. A nurse lost it in court and spilled the beans telling the court that MJ was overdosing sleeping pills. So we know what happened. But court is still in session, so there is more to come.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Business letter
3467 Snes Drive
Festus, MO 63028
August 27th, 2013
CEO and Lead Director of Nintendo
0101 Sonic Lane
Hollywood, CA 8907
Dear Mr.CEO and Lead Director:
It has come to my attention that the ideas on some of the recent games for Nintendo have been very weak. I'm you average teenage boy whom is very fond to Nintendo and its games. But when was the last time you had a good game? 2008? 2006 even? I don't even remember, but I want you to start making new and better games than in the past view years. There are so many ways to do so but all I see is a turd after a turd. And to believe that you used to make good games.
Now I understand that an idea is hard, and can most of the time be harder to make. But I see Microsoft making games that I know Nintendo is more than capable of overpowering. Use the Xbox's many games that they seem to have no problem making. Here's a good idea, instead of making bad Mario games, invest some money and buy back Rare Ware! Think about it, some of the best games Nintendo's ever made were helped by rare ware. That's it.That's all that I believe Nintendo needs to do to get all it's players back.
Sincerely Yours,
Nolan Buehler
Festus, MO 63028
August 27th, 2013
CEO and Lead Director of Nintendo
0101 Sonic Lane
Hollywood, CA 8907
Dear Mr.CEO and Lead Director:
It has come to my attention that the ideas on some of the recent games for Nintendo have been very weak. I'm you average teenage boy whom is very fond to Nintendo and its games. But when was the last time you had a good game? 2008? 2006 even? I don't even remember, but I want you to start making new and better games than in the past view years. There are so many ways to do so but all I see is a turd after a turd. And to believe that you used to make good games.
Now I understand that an idea is hard, and can most of the time be harder to make. But I see Microsoft making games that I know Nintendo is more than capable of overpowering. Use the Xbox's many games that they seem to have no problem making. Here's a good idea, instead of making bad Mario games, invest some money and buy back Rare Ware! Think about it, some of the best games Nintendo's ever made were helped by rare ware. That's it.That's all that I believe Nintendo needs to do to get all it's players back.
Sincerely Yours,
Nolan Buehler
The SNES
It was a cold October morning when I got this letter. There was no return address and it wasn't signed. I wondered in amazement as I asked myself how this got through the post without these key requirements. As a scanned the paper i discovered a not on the backside. it read "Sorry for this, but you need to go and break open your Super Nintendo." I was shocked. The super Nintendo was my first system, but I broke it knowing it was already on its last leg.Inside was a unfamiliar machine and a note. "Sorry for the secrecy but it is necessary. Nolan, it's me Austin. I've messed up big time. I need you to use this machine to create 2 things that can help you on your way with your mind. I'm in a unknown prison. Yet I did make a locator. Shouldn't take too long right? Good luck." I knew my objective and with my Mind created a magic pencil and a Super Nintendo Controller capable of transforming into any weapon I can imagine.
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